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Few nice ones

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Bull Shit A turkey was chatting with a bull. Turkey : I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy. Bull : Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. High Up A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rest

Destiny Reckons us this time I guess !!!!!!!!!!!

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The world cup of Cricket for the ODI format would be in 2011 and as most of us know it would be in the Asian sub continent. People who have been following the IPL would accept the fact that there are two big factors that are favouring Indian team. FACTOR NO : 01 The Indian weather in the season of March-May The foreign contingent in IPL this time have not been able to bear the Indian weather for 20 overs. With matches to be surely slated to happen in port cities like Chennai, Mumbai would be worse. With the WC to be in the summer of 2011, trust me the foreigners are going to find it a hell lot difficult to cope up to our kind of summers and especially with the matches now being a 50-50 over format. Substitutes, fitness of players and other factors would be crucial. Captains would be required to use their substitutes effectively and intelligently. FACTOR NO : 2 The Indian spectators. Hardly do people wonder the significance of the human thought power. The ancient civ